Kelene
a song that you hear once, instantly love, and listen to only it for the rest of the week.
dude, hey soul sister is my new kelene. i don’t want to listen to anything else!
a small girl who is large and in charge. she is, in other words, a bully.
person a: woah look at that tiny girl over there, she just made that other girl cry! she’s mean!
person b: yep. that’s kelene.
Read Also:
- Kellyepsy
the process of being kelly, whether you are doing random drugs in the bathtub with a toaster, shibbing people you don’t know, or simply clubbing bebbies. this usually results in a kellyepisode, by which the person having a kellyepsy has incredible irritability and finds delight in doing any sort of unusual or “freaky sh-t”. oh […]
- kentucky boiler
a typically loud and wet fart generally executed while the -n-s is pressed against something — often something metallic or otherwise dense. dave was leaning against that car and he ripped the loudest and dirtiest kentucky boiler that i’d ever heard. noun. when sitting on a cold hard surface (e.g. metal folding chair) you fart […]
- peehaust
the act of being extremely intoxicated. other word for p-ss drunk. i was tottaly peehaust lastnight.
- Smash Hammered
when someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that f-cked up. “man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me i ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp.” “dude, you were smash hammered.”
- jizz jar
s-x partner on the receiving end. usually used to mean a girlfriend or wife. may have originated in the comic book “hate,” or may have originated earlier. see also: sr (sperm receptacle) “oh, so you’re my brother’s new j-zz jar, then?” leagues beyond slooty, sl-tty or a wh-r-. this word literally means container for human […]