Keleven
noun: a ficticious number used by an incompetant or corrupt individual to balance accounting books. used by kevin malone from the office and was a reason for his firing.
“a mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven.” – dwight schrute
bernard madoff’s hedge fund made two plus kelevin percent for a return of 20 percent total.
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