kelis
a talented r’n’b singer who has a soulful, husky voice and has tried many different genres over her long career. although all other definitions on urban dictionary are from dipsh-ts from 2004 who had just discovered the internet, had some irrational vendetta against r’n’b and rap and only have the mental ability to remember one song (milkshake), kelis has managed to sustain a career, battled through a rocky marriage, given birth and dived into her p-ssion for cooking, as well as having a handful of hits such as acapella or trick me and has probably one of the most memorable voices in the industry.
don’t knock kelis’ music until you try it.
a fine speciman of the female gender
dude, keli is hot!
an amazingly hott, s-xy, funny, weird, cool, nice, sweet, outragous,lovable, considerable, extrordinary, rare, fantastic, most perfectest girl in the world!!!!!
wow look at that keli, wat a piece of art work!
the greatest girl in the world. she’s the hottest, nicest, koolest, and s-xiest girl ever.
keli makes me h-rny
would be beautiful naked
keli, you gotta show me them t-ttays girl!
an artist that has no idea what the h-ll she is writing about. milkshakes be the suck, yo.
artist responsible for the musical abomination “milkshake”. she is clearly untalented, but her t-ts make up for it.
(kelis sings)
if you want to keep doing that the shirt has to go
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