Kelka


the name given to the two podcasters of the planet podcast, elka and kc.
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  • Pussy Down

    the exact opposite of the phrase “man up”. jeff was firing two benelli m3s at the same time at the shooting range earlier. he needed to “p-ssy down”, there wasn’t enough manliness at the range for all of us. back out of a conflict the republican national chairman had to p-ssy down to rush limbaugh.

  • Pussy shank

    when you are having s-x with a girl and your d-ck goes completely in and completely out. “brad said when he p-ssy shanked this girl it felt weird.” whenever you are having s-x and your d-ck keeps going in and out of the girls p-ssy. “brad was p-ssy shanking this chick and said it felt […]

  • Sleepfrog

    the act of having s-x with a chain of lower-rung people to get to the person you actually wanted to sleep with. “she had to sleepfrog through the drummer and base player to get to the singer.”

  • kelkar

    the rear end of a gay elphant after it had b-tt s-x with an old lady. “wow, you look like dem kelkar.”

  • slide of pride

    refers to someone returning to his/her residence after unplanned s-x one night. walk of shame or similar circ-mstance. more often used for men than women, but it applies to both. i caught john on a slide of pride this morning! suzy’s slide of pride was great today!


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