Kellar


a fantastic magical being that soars over mountain ranges on a daily basis. kellar is known to hunt many moose and men (alex). kellar stomps b-tches and cooks bros for dinner.

kellar secretly steals your most favourite possessions and turns them into gold to give to you for christmas.

kellar likes wisers.
girl: “what you do that fooooor?”
kellar: “move b-tch, i don’t need no excuses, im kellar!”

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