kellett
a really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in ]time off work]
that premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. what was he thinking when poking his fiancee’s sister
the act of taking a homless person up the -rs- (b-mming them) usually done by a lonely freak or paedophile
err peter just did a kellett on that tramp
1. to steal. usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.
2. when a person of german or jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. usually has blonde hair.
spencer- dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?
joey- dude, i’m blonde.
spencer- are you jewish too? i hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
joey- yeah, i wish i had a tv. i guess i can’t get kelleted for anything except this video camera.
spencer-…
a word used to describe someone with a very small c-ck or a chode.
can you believe it look at that kellett, its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small
-sshole, douchebag, liar, tool etc.
michael kellett told everyone he shot bigfoot!? what a kellett!
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