kelli
a beautiful and very kind woman. cares more about others then herself. a very loving mother when she has children. for a kelli to be disliked is very rare. however don’t take this woman to be a pushover. this would be a mistake. she sees all and hears all. and won’t hesitate to put her foot up someones -ss. to avoid harmful contact with a kelli, stay on her good side and treat her well. she will be a very good friend to you.
jill: ya know kelli so beautiful i wish i could be like her
john: you would have to be alot more than beautiful to be like her. shes a way better person!
(smack!)
jill: thats not the response i was looking for jerk! but yeah i guess your right
a person is stunningly beautiful and a person you always want to be with. a kelli has blonde hair and is kinda short. a kelli is funny and likes to eat a lot. a kelli likes to talk about s-x all the time. a kelli is a all around amazing person.
person 1: hey. look at that girl? wow i wonder what her name is.
person 2: oh my god. i cant help myself from staring.
person 3: her name must be kelli.
a girl who is easy to get along with and extremely chill, girls like kelli are usually found chillin out at home by the tv or eating tacos. kellis have the best sense of humor and can’t be serious about anything. life is just fun in the eyes of a kelli, be good to one if you ever find one. they have brown hair, are quite short, and are cute as f-ck;; and life is just easier when you have a kelli to help you out
james: hey man, who is that chick? she seems cool
kyle: that’s kelli, she’s kick -ss!
james: f-ckin’ sweet, i wish i was friends with her!
a person is stunningly beautiful and a person you always want to be with. a kelli has dark hair, beautiful eyes and is tall. a kelli is funny and loves sushi. a kelli likes to talk about s-x all the time. a kelli is a all around amazing person. you would be lucky to have a kelli in your life. be good to one if you ever find one. you will regret it when you lose a kelli because there isnt any one else like her. kelli’s are the kind of girl in it for the long run. they might be jealous at times, but its only cause they love you. kelli’s are always the life of the party
person 1: hey. look at that girl? wow i wonder what her name is.
person 2: oh my god. i cant help myself from staring.
person 3: her name must be kelli.
dan:i had a kelli in my life, but i was an idiot and let her go.
steve: too bad man, they are one in a million.
a down -ss homegirl with an extremly loud and very unique laugh.
often found rollin in a very clean (hot) ride.
lapria- hey t, what was you doin yesterday?
tanya- i was hungover.
lapria- o, you went out with kelli again.
tanya- yupp.
a person is stunningly beautiful and a person you always want to be with. a kelli has blonde hair and is kinda short. a kelli is funny and likes to eat a lot. a kelli likes to talk about s-x all the time. a kelli is a all around amazing person.
person 1: hey. look at that girl? wow i wonder what her name is.
person 2: oh my god. i cant help myself from staring.
person 3: her name must be kelli.
kellis is someone who you will never forget. she is funny, pretty, and amazing in every way. she is a great friend, and genuinely cares about everyone. a kellis has big pretty eyes that you can’t stop looking at and is usually graceful, and thin. she has an awesome smile and is a great friend and girlfriend. if you do anything to hurt a kellis you will regret it. a kellis has a sweet tooth and appreciates when people do thoughtful things for her.
1. wow his girlfriend is so amazing!
2. yeah, she’s a kellis.
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