kellogg syndrome
when someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. this is in reference to the founder of kellogg’s cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circ-mcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circ-mcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the cl-toris.
-i think my parents have kellogg syndrome. they walk in on me and lost their minds!
– no way i’m doing that! its too noisy. my parents have kellogg syndrome and would kill me if they found out i beat my meat on a regular basis!
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