Kelly Nester


comes from the name of the channel nine news reader in south australia kelly nester, and is rhyming slang with “molest her” or “molest ‘er”.
you are with a friend on the street and you see a hot lady walk past. you say to your friend “check her out – i’d give her the old kelly nester”. to which he’d reply “kelly nester?” and you’d say “yeah – kelly nester – love to molest her.”

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