KellyJane
a person made almost entirely of win, att-tude and awesome.
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- Finalgasm
a climax of excitement, characterized by feelings of relief and pleasure following the submission of a one’s last final. “i think i just had a finalgasm.” “the best finalgasm i’ve ever had was when i handed in my senior thesis.”
- Reverse Rumpelstiltskin
when a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the -sshole of a man while jerking him off. once both parties have finished– the man eating the -sshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile sh-t all of the man who ate his -ss hole, getting it everywhere […]
- laxin' it up
the act of playing or practicing lacrosse. more often used for non-game situations with oneself or with a few other people. usually not organised play. “i’m gonna go lax it up some in my backyard for a while” “they were laxin’ it up all afternoon”
- Layoff Buffer
the people who work slower than you. if a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer. i am not worried about a layoff because ron still works here and he is my layoff buffer. the group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who […]
- lazy blueberry
(ley-zee-bloo-ber-ee): a “lazy blueberry” is the name for a t-st-cl- that has fallen asleep during any kind of rigorous activity. the ball falls asleep because blood rushes from it to your extremities. this most often occurs during the act of masturbating and sometimes while swimming or playing basketball. this almost never happens while using the […]