Kelo clearing


informal army doctrine term describing firing a tank main gun round down the center of a road. this type round creates a vortex of air and sucks enemy infantry towards it (and into the road) to be more easily engaged by waiting bradley fighting vehicles, friendly infantry or abrams co-axial machine gun fire. named after an army 1lt kelo who first utilized the practice in iraq in 2003.
soldier #1: “heard the boys over in 2-7 infantry got so super p-ssed off finally they did a kelo clearing on sadr city.”

soldier #2: “what a freakin’ rage kill, that’s awesome. sometimes you gotta drop a lightning bolt of carnage … screw that ducking behind buildings taking pot shots man.”

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