Kelowna Car Life


a fict-tious place where eccentric immature okanaganers who drive motorcars modified to the point of no return, can find solace with others who hate cars equally and share the same appreciation for dope sh-t, bad jokes and run-on sentences.
come check out kelowna car life some time; it’s the dope!

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