Kelsay
a kelsay is a very attractive woman who is also intelligent (very rare). a kelsay has the best personality in the world, even though she may not know it. most kelsays are attracted to douchebags. if you find a kelsay likes you, don’t let her go! never send a picture of your private parts to a kelsay, they have a tendency to show all of their friends!
ps. kelsays like giraffes.
dude, i can’t believe kelsay still talks to me!
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