Kelsification process
the term for any female who has had all three holes disc-mbobulated and destroyed beyond repair. signs or symptoms include hobbled walking, tuna perma stink poon, and p–ping without warning.
whats wrong with gina?
-well fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it
houston, the kelsification process is complete!
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