Kelvin
kelvin. if you look into his eyes, you can see a p-ssion, a sincerity which has yet to be known or understood by people. he posses a beautiful soul and his outer attractiveness is a mirror reflection of just how beautiful he is on the inside. he is lighthearted and will make you laugh with a blink of your eye and before you know it he will be hugging you to say ‘you’re cared for’.
he is an honest person and always strives to speak his truth, what he knows to be true in his heart. he does not judge people and sees them for who they are. the inner person beneath all the layers of fear, past heart aches, negative experiences and seeks to know a person for their insides (not their organs but their true spirit :))
an extremely caring person who will cross all boundaries to protect and shield the ones he loves. he loves his family to the zenith degree and adores animals and the loyalty that they bring into his life. he is admired by friends and loved by his family dearly. he is never alone. even when he feels he is, he is never alone.
inside him he harbors a deep love for people and wishes to contribute to the world. he is p-ssionate, romantic and sweet the sweetest type of sweet one can find. he adores children and will make the most loving father and the perfect partner in life. he’s incredibly s-xy and his lips……. he’s desired by all women and is loved very deeply by one girl especially, who he means everything to.
girl 1: girl have you had coffee with kelvin yet?
girl 2: ummm… no not yet im but still… a little scared
girl 1: courage up woman… you can’t let him go, he’s too special to you, i can see in your eyes he means alot to you
girl 2: i can’t help it… i love him. ever second he’s on my mind. he makes me the happiest person in the world
to describe a cool asian guy
dude i cant believe that kelvin guy boned that hot asian chick!
a guy that’s really funny and really charismatic
girl:look at that boy he looks so like a kelvin
idiot
you don’t need an example. kelvin is an idiot.
-272.15 degrees c
professor wwong: “the temperature reads 0 kelvin?”
professor cwong: “do you mean -272.15 degrees celsius?”
an extremely perverted person
that dude is such a kelvin.
one die hard mf nicki fan. dont tolerate sh-t from n-body and will tell you when where and how to get the f-ck off. far from scary and is the up most ken doll if you ask any motha f-cka he knows. mostly vicious and defensive when need be.
kelvin: wtf, wrong with your hair
girl: what you mean
kelvin: b-tch you look ratchet asfck, i dont know who told you that sh-t was cute..
girl: ….
others: -talkin to kelvin-
kelvin: naw that b-tch hair f-cked up and got her nerve to talk about nicki, naw im p-ssed off right now !
i f-ckin love nicki minaj she a badd b-tch, ima marry her one day f-ck the people that think different.
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