Kemper
a manly man who could easily kick your -ss and treats his girlfriend right.
man don’t mess with him he’s a kemper.
a synonym for “fail” commonly used by seattle-area volkswagen enthusiasts.
i can’t believe i slid into the crub and bent my wheel. i totally kempered it.
kemper is like s-x if it were a person and ate a f-ckton of rainbow cake. had a snarky att-tude and was mean alot.
look at that b-tch eating cake like she’s kemper.
verb: to -j-c-l-t-
noun: s-m-n
i kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!
increasing blood pressure, tension and suicidal tendencies in others
all was calm until john entered the room. the bad news he delivered kempered the others in the room.
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