kempster
inserting your toe in the v-g-n- of a female in order to obtain s-xual gratification.
jaysus, her gowl was too wide for a kempster so i had to use my whole foot!
kempster, verb.
to engage in v-g-n-l or -n-l s-xual stimulation of a female using ones foot
my size 13 feet are too big for kempstering
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