ken dowd


a bottle full of urine.

name after us army major general ken dowd, who issued a regulation prohibiting soldiers in theater from going outside at night without a warrior companion to hold their hand. hence, soldiers who didn’t want to wake their roommates for a quick trip to the latrine had to go in a bottle.
wow dude, you need to clean up your ao. there’s like 10 ken dowds under your bunk and i think one of them is leaking.

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