Ken Ham
a mentally r-t-rded young earth creationist who, despite all scientific evidence, believes the earth to be only 6000 years old.
ken ham has an iq of a baked potato.
verb, transitive-(from the biblical “ken” meaning know and “ham” meaning pig)- to have s-xual relations with a pig or wild boar, typically male.
when the creation museum director ties one on, he’s been known to kenham til he’s sore.
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