Kendal

‘kendal’ is, without a doubt, the very definition of ‘best friend’. she will introduce you to new and awesome experiences, be your sounding board when you need advice, and always tell it like it is.

‘kendal’ will also represent sp-nk and determination, and will be the epitome of feisty, free-spirited, and fun.

‘kendal’ has also been known to be a really awesome point guard.

‘kendal’ doesn’t give up.
my kendal took me to this ethiopian restaurant, i’d never heard of it and was a tad concernicus i wouldn’t like the food but it was amazing!

kendal just ran the boston marathon. with a busted ankle. she’s amazing.

did you see that play kendal called? clutch!
a really white person that is really white and not ghetto what so ever…
woah that kendal is so white u could throw 500 of her out a plane and itd look like snow!
kendal is usually a gorgeous chick who is always there for you! she is usually kinda short, but she wouldn’t be her if she wasn’t! she has a lot of italian in her so you know that she has the beautiful long thick hair! she will never take you for granted, and she will always have your back! she is loving and caring! beautiful and smart! if you meet a kendal, don’t walk away because you will be missing out!
girl 1: i wish i knew kendal!

girl 2: i wish i was kendal!
totally awesome chick. takes control and will b-tch slap a player. has only a few close friends because she doesn’t like all the annoying drama that all the other hoe’s come with. does what she wants, and wants what she wants. has giant b–bs and will punch you in the face if you mess with her best friend. feisty and not ghetto whatsoever. doesn’t give a f-ck and likes brown kids.
boy: i want to have kendal’s b–bs.

kendal: i have killed for less.
this b-tch will drink you under the table. she will out party ever single one of you. pour her a shot and you’ll be pouring the next 14. hide your alcohol kids.
person a: i think kendal is coming to the party tonight

person b: sh-t! i’m not letting her near my bottle!
– a really cute boy from the bahamas

– very difficult.

– tough exterior, but a teddy bear at heart
i love kendal.
a bleach blonde (beautiful) ch-nk. a kendal is one of the ghettoest girls you will ever meet. sike!!!!! haha they attract all the stalkers, creeps, and normals. sometimes they are too nice and has to tell people how she feels. just a thought. most kendals are found at walmart pigging out on mcdonalds or sams club pigging out on samples. they get referalls from cute bus drivers and wear santa clause jackets, given to them by boys that want her to like them. you can also find a kendal at la fitness in the hot tub. they have dogs named izzy who take up al the room on the bed. most kendals laugh like a man, but they arent in denile so that’s okkk :))
kendals have a thing for hardcore kids (said in hadco voice)
kendals and their friends get stalked a lot, especially at wamart. they like to carve initials in pavement and call people nuppy.
stalker boy: dude that girl is such a kendal,i think i am gonna buy her a 50$ gift card to hollister!

kendal: lets go to walmart, nuppy!!