Kendrick Shower
masturbating then falling asleep
kendrick:i’m going to go take a shower.
greg:ok.
-2 hours later kendrick walks back in the room-
greg:where were you?
kendrick: i m-st-rb-t-d and fell asleep.
^^^^^^^^^thats a kendrick shower^^^^^^^^^^
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