Kenji
a popular j-panese name given to boys, usually meaning “honored jewel” or “sacred sword”.
when i have a kid im going to name him kenji because that name kicks -ss.
kenji is a bad -ss mother f-cker.
kenji only comes out when the time is right, he is a mystery, no one knows where he came from, and no one knows where he goes.
he rips all day, all night, 24/7
oh sh-t… theres kenji
word?
a popular name in j-pan. if you live in a different country and you meet a kenji you might think this is a nickname or a last name, but no it isn’t. so if you meet a kenji don’t make jokes about him.
dude 1: “sup, why people call you kenji?”
dude 2: “people call you kenji, because of kenji price right?”
kenji: “no dude 1 and dude 2, that’s my name”
dude 1 & 2: “sorry”
the best soldier in australian movie battles 2 – a full conversion mod for the game jedi knight: jedi academy.
my first pick is kenji
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