kennedale
a tiny tiny town in texas, youve never heard of it. ghetto beyond belief, yet terribly hillbilly at the same time. home to some racetrack no one really gives a sh-t about. full of people who think theyre the sh-t because they shop at abercrombie & straighten their hair, when compared to the rest of the world their just as uncl-ssy as the people they hate on. great school district with a nice athletics program, thats about all theyve got going for them. 6 square miles of pure stupidity. an early death wish for people who dare to remain.
person 1: d-mn mannn my cousin lives in kennedale
person 2: what the f-ck is a kennedale?
a small -ss town in texas anyone barley knows. where the teachers are b-tches and std’s spread quicker than a sl-t.
student 1-“did you hear about that teacher in kennedale having s-x with those five guys?”
student 2-“yeah, this girl told me in the hallway!”
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