Kennedy Launchpad


when a man m-st-rb-t-s, and just before -j-c-l-t–n
goes into a girls nose with the tip of his p-n-s
and skeets. this is called a kennedy launchpad because of the p-n-s being like a “red rocket” and then ejacualtion aka “liftoff”
i was masterbating at stacys. so i surprised her by giving her a kennedy launchpad instead of a creampie

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