Kenneth Hagin
a fly joker who pretty much looked death in the face as a teenager and kicked the devil’s -ss using the word of g-d. he is regarded as the father of the modern faith movement and is the founder of rhema, which once was a mecca for spirit filled believers, but now is a flesh-fest under the guise of a bible college. also affectionately called dad hagin by true followers.
not to be confused with kenneth w hagin jr., who isn’t quite as bad-ss, but still tries to keep the dream alive.
ben: “dude, i just read this epic book by kenneth hagin”
gus: “brah, you must be ready to go kick the devil’s -ss”
ben: “already have. and it’s only the third hour of the day”
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