Kenny Powers
the name of the main character on the hbo comedy series “eastbound and down”, played by danny mcbride. kenny powers is an ex-baseball star that is trying to get back into the majors while living with his brother and working as a physical education teacher.
kenny powers’ autobiography “you’re f-ckin out, i’m f-ckin’ in” goes on sale this march.
kenny powers is when a man pulls out during intercourse, -j-c-l-t-s in his hand, and throws the -j-c-l-t- at the woman’s face with great speed. much like the pitching of kenny powers
dude, last night i totally kenny powers’ed that chick.
the man, the myth, the legend. kenny powers.
kenny powers, the man with an arm like a f-cking cannon, mind like a scientist, and a c-ck like a burmese python.
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