kent cooney
ripped to shreds, tones -ss cheeks, looks nothing like mark kolesky and always ready for a good jam sesh
youre cool , but youre not kent c–ney cool
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- gut shelving
placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style s-x to relieve pressure on the knees. guy1: my knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus. guy2: you should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
- fiored
when you can’t explain your feelings towards a certain someone. boy: i love you more than you’ll ever imagine girl: wow… i’m so fiored babe
- poultrisexual
when you want to f-ck a chicken/ animal rapist: uh uh uh f-ck me chicken i’m poultris-xual chicken: burk burk burk by alex martin
- hillbilly squirrel
a chihuahua that was randomly s-xually -ssulted by a squirrel created by the ox did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.
- ribauldequin
when you and your mates gang up on one of your pals by all blowing your loads onto him/her at once, creating a simulation as if he were to get hit with an artillery’s worth of fluid. “i heard miguel’s boys gave him a ribauldequin last weekend behind the bar. he almost choked to death!”