Kentucky Chinstrap
when someone rests their chin on a man’s t-st-cl-s while the man repeatedly hits them in the face with his erect p-n-s.
jim: hey, can i give you a kentucky chinstrap?
abby: i’ve never tried it, but it sounds like fun!
(abby puts her chin on her jim’s t-st-cl-s. jim starts h-tting her with his p-n-s)
wife: this… is… not… what… i was… thinking… dammit, jim!
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