kentucky dildo derby
when you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a d-ld-. the beginner must start with the d-ld- in his -ss and p-ss it to the next guy by inserting it into his -ss himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
i’m still sore from that kentucky d-ld- derby last week.
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