kentucky fried curse
in 1985, the hanshin tigers won the j-pan series (baseball). their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through osaka. when they couldn’t find a look-alike for randy b-ss (a bearded white american), they went to a nearby kfc store, took the statue of colonel sanders, and dumped it into the river.
the tigers haven’t won a j-pan series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because colonel sanders hasn’t been found since that time, either.
i’ll tell you the real reason why they haven’t won a j-pan series since 1985… it’s because their team is absolute sh-te and are nothing compared to the team from f-kuoka.
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