kentucky klondike
when a person sh-ts out a m-ssive t-rd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then f-cks themselves senseless with it.
me: i went to the p-rn store last friday.
friend: oh yeah? what were you looking for?
me: i really wanted a giant black d-ld-.
friend: did you find one that you liked?
me: omg yes but it was way to expensive so i went the cheap route and went home and used my kentucky klondike!
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