Kentucky Lighthouse
a s-xual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their -ss into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their r-ct-m, with their lit side pointing upward.
kevin turned chad into a kentucky lighthouse the other night. it was glorious!
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