Kentucky Washboard
the kentucky washboard is the act of sitting on a s-xual partners abs and taking a soggy, chunky dump on them and rubbing it in with you dirty -ss cheeks.
“son last night i gave your mom a kentucky washboard,and shes still picking out pieces of tuesday nights pot roast out of her bellyb-tton”
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