kenzie osberg
kenzie osberg is the prettiest girl in school. she’s crazy hottt and has amazing t-ts. everybody loves kenzie. she’s hilarious and makes for a great bestfriend! every boy wants to be her boyfriend but any boy that is her boyfriend is the luckiest man on the planet.
boy #1: dude your so lucky!
boy#2: why?
boy#1: because kenzie osberg is your girlfriend!!
boy#2: i know! she’s so rediculously pretty. i’m the luckiest man on the planet.
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