Keona
a very caring, s-xy, outgoing, well-rounded woman that everyone loves. has great hair, gets along with just about anyone.
keona wishes that people would stop hatin’!
keona is the female version of the hawaiian name keoni. meaning g-d’s gracious gift.
keona is naturally artistic and very beautiful. she has an amazing loving heart, extrememly smart and can make you smile on the cloudiest day.
people are generally very jealous of her beauty and will try anything to bring her down. but she is strong willed and a child of g-d, so those who are eaten with envy only look pathetic in his eye’s.
keona is extremely loved by all because she is g-d’s gracious gift to the world.
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