kermit

kermit- a person with someone else’s hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.
don’t worry, that kermit is just a corporate stooge.

i am sick of all the kermit politicians.
a guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.
only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.
a very nice and good looking party animal. also known to be very great in bed. meant as a compliment
look at that kermit over there!
an abnormally skinny guy who, much like kermit the frog, dates fat chicks (like miss piggy).
“check out that kermit with his girlfriend, i bet she crushes him when shes on top.”
perhaps the most obscure piece of slang in britain, translates to prision via this thought process kermit the frog (from the muppets) – frog and toad (rhyming slang) – road, meaning down the road, slang for being sent to prision. the term was used occationally by only fools and horses character derek ‘del boy’ trotter, the series was written by john sullivan, an authentic londonor and a knowledge on slang.
‘sent him down the kermits’ ‘gone down the kermits’
slang for the herbal form of cannabis, aka gr-ss. so called because it’s green, and smells funky.
“i’ve just scored an henry of kermit”
a kermit is a term for someone who’s voice occasionally (or more than occasionally) bears a striking resemblance to the voice of the muppet, kermit the frog. this is especially fitting when the subject wears green constantly or is especially fond of green.
yeah, his voice sounds like kermit the frog sometimes, and he’s always wearing something green.
1) one of jim henson’s muppets. he is a frog.

2) someone who looks like kermit.

3) someone who has enormous eyes that bulge out, like a frog’s.
“tommy’s eyes freak me out. he looks just like kermit.”

“hey, alexis, do you know what you and kermit have in common? ribbit… ribbit…”