Kermiting the Frog
a ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but i’d feel uncomfortable dating you if i accepted.
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