kermuffin
a girlfriend who plays videogames and cooks you dinner.
hang on to her. she’s a real kerm-ffin.
n. (ker-m-ff-ins)
an uncommon mispr-nunciation of the word “comeuppance”
typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or karma.
joe: “i just boinked your mom”
greg: “d-mn you. you’ll get your kerm-ffins”
(awkward pause)
joe: “dude, did you just say ‘ker-m-ffins’? laughter, it’s ‘comeuppance’!” (laughter continues)
(just then a velociraptor devours joe)
greg: “see. i told you…” (pretends to be a tree)
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