kerpwn

kerpwn, kerpwning
v. to pwn at the greatest extent.

kerpwnage
n. the pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.

kerpwned
adj. the state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.

background: with the growing popularity of the word “pwn,” it’s only expected that the huddled m-sses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. as “pwn” is a step up from the word “own,” so too is “kerpwn” a step up from “pwn.”
kerpwn: “i plan to kerpwn the compet-tion in this tournament.”

kerpwning: “man, trying to talk to this girl is kerpwning my brain.”

kerpwned: “kerpwned!”; “john’s head just kerpwned that tree.”; “i just got f-cking kerpwned.”

kerpwnage: “that…is the most kerpwnage thing i’ve ever seen.”

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