Kerwin
flatulation ejected through the p-n-s. also called a “d-ckfart”.
i totally blew a kerwin when i heard paradise city!
to take the last full cup or serving, of a food or beverage, while leaving a small but less than full serving behind, which often casues the next person to either refill or make more of that item.
when ryan filled up his cup with coffee he left less than a cup remaining in the pot. when rob later went to get a cup for himself, he discovered that he had been “kerwined.”
a phenomena known as liking every single status of everyone on your friend’s list. as soon as one posts a status, one likes that status, even if it is a depressing status or has nothing to do with the one liking the status. also called kerwinning, to kerwin, or being kerwinned.
person 1: “oh yeah, i just posted my new awesome facebook status!”
person 2: “i’m going to like this even though it doesn’t apply to me whatsoever!” -like-
person 3: “aww man! i just got kerwinned!!”
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“aww yeah. i feel like kerwinning some statuses today.”
kerwin can be sweet and sensitive but he can also be a selfless no hearted -ss. he is in love with a girl who doesn’t like him but there is another girl and she likes him but he is 2 blind 2 see this!
nickita: dude you are pulling a kerwin on nicky
vlad: no im not!!!!
nickita: ya u r..
william: seriously dude stop denying it!!!
vlad: ok maybe i am but i dont like her!!
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