Kerword
the lamest sayings possible to man.
some kerwords include but are not limited to:
what the h?
cool your jets
i brought the whole gang
i cannot fathom that
i have the coolest background out of all of you, i got ironman and war machine on my background
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consuming vast quant-ties of stimulants (namely caffeine) followed by vast quant-ties of alcohol. the caffeine keeps you on your feet, the alcohol takes your inhibitions and blacks you out. the result of this combination is a blacked out person who won’t p-ss out. running blackouts usually result in stupider, more energetic behavior than a regular […]
- running on retard
when a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to ‘zone-out’, become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls. example: ‘why are you staring at the oven? you’ve been there for 5 minutes and haven’t moved…’ ‘sorry, i’m running on r-t-rd. kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night… […]
- riverboat style hand job
when a girl gives you a hand job using both hands. fist the right up the shaft then the left….repeat. kind of like milking a cow only there is only one teat. my girlfriend asked me if i wanted a regular or riverboat style hand job.
- ritskit
the best f-cking nick name. it kidna sounds like a type of cracker. “yo ritskit how are you doing today?”
- Fixing goldenscans
euphemism: to have a lie-in or nap, and communicate this in such a manner to maintain looking professional. to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management person a: are you coming in to work in the morning? person b: no, sorry, i’m fixing goldenscans in the […]