Kessler
the act of using excessive amounts of effects in photoshop when editing photos.
i.e. at least 80% of the picture is obscured by after-effects.
he totally kesslered that picture.
he pulled a kessler on that one!
you’re kesslering that picture, man.
to purchase large quant-ties of local, craft beer for the sole purpose of reselling (muling), usually to markets where that beer is un-btainable or is only available in extremely limited quant-ties. it may also refer to someone willing to forego paying monthly debts using that money instead on the purchasing of large quant-ties of beer for trading, muling, or personal consumption.
that beer was kesslered so fast by the time i got off work all of it was sold out!
a reference to a driver who insists on driving at speeds significantly less than the speed limit, usually in a box-shaped car.
“speed it up, you’re driving like a kessler!”
the unexplainable particles in human feces
dude i don’t know what was in those burritos, but you should have seen the kesslers in my poo.
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