ketchonnaise
ketchonnaise is a difficult recipe to follow for the most delicious sauce imaginable. its a combination of ketchup and mayonnaise. one must play around with the mayo and ketchup levels to find the perfect ketchonnaise consistency. some may call it mayup. this is a slag term, similar to “mayo”, and should not be formally used.
-hey man, i dont know what to put on my sandwich. i can’t choose which sauce to use, mayo or ketchup.
-i got some pre-made ketchonnaise in the fridge, bro. so good.
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