Ketchuped


when a woman sucks your d-ck, and when you finish starts smacking the back of your nuts as if you are an almost-empty ketchup bottle.
“dude my nuts are soooo bruised from last night”
“why?! what happened? blue b-lls?”
“nah man, i got ketchuped”
“hahahahahahaha”

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