Kettle
an abbreviated response based on the expression, “that’s like the pot calling the kettle black.” it is a response made when the speaker has just said something that the listner thinks the speaker is just as guilty of as whoever the speaker was criticizing.
“i can’t believe he went through the buffet line again.”
“kettle! didn’t you go for extra desert!”
an irregular air traveler (1-2x/year) who feels ent-tled to use first cl-ss and premium check-in counters, attempts to board during first cl-ss or elite boarding groups. kettles are often oblivious to boundaries such as curtains separating first cl-ss from main cabin, or by crowding around priority boarding lanes to prevent premium customers from accessing them.
airline p-ssenger traveling with too much luggage both out of touch with and unaware of airport boarding and security procedures is a kettle.
used in london, uk to refer to a wrist watch.
i moved to him for his kettle.
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