Kev Kaned


an act of semi-rape. named after the man who first performed this action on new years day. to be “kev kaned” is to be fingered whilst heavily drunk, objecting to it but because you’re so drunk you are vunerable and just leave it.
person 1: holy s–t, did you hear what happened to jessica?
person 2: omg what????
person 1: she was kev kaned at the weekend!
person 2: f–king h-ll.

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