Keven
how an illiterate idiot will usually spell the name kevin
person 1: “hay keven”
kevin: “dude its spelt kevin”
a freaking boss,he is loyal to the end, he gets the girls all over him like oil to a pan unlike anybody else but can’t date them,he is s-xi boss and tall, a conversation starter, he is the leader of his friends and is always there for them..arguably the funniest guy on the planet huge calfs,biceps,but man t-tties,he is strong,fast,and smart.and could get any girl to suck his sn-bjockey,but can’t get any girl to date him. he is a s-xi boss overall
omg that kevens is so hot, let me get all over him and not date him
one of the biggest kn-b jockeys going. a total dropkick. keven’s are pyschotic woman bashers who blame their actions on anyone or anything except themselves. keven’s may seem caring but under that caring att-tude really lies ulterior motives they are always scheming. keven’s are attention seekers always trying to make others feel sorry for them, they may claim the world is against them, everybody hates them, constant claims of self harm and suicidal tendencies all designed to make you fall into their trap.
beware of that pschyo keven, never trust a keven you will inevitably fall into his web of deceit and betrayal.
very s-xually active, loves sarcasm, has giant wenis, and a giant shlong. giant chickes are the best for stews.
holy sh-t what a keven
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