Kevin Bacon
a friend you know strictly through -ssociation so you’d have to list how you know them every time you introduce them. like with the kevin bacon game.
hannah, my friend’s sister’s former best friend from middle school’s cousin’s fiance, is strictly a kevin bacon, so i don’t care she’s pregnant.
an actor. known fact that he has six degrees.
carrie fischer was in star wars with
harrison ford was in the fugitive with
tommy lee jones who was in batman forever
val kilmer who was in heat with
robert dinero who was in sleepers with
kevin bacon!
well i don’t know much about him other than the fact he claims he’s done movies with every actor in the world. which is bull, there’s always new actors.
well all i know is it’s funny when the movie preview guy says his name.
movie preview guy: “kevin bacon in… footloose”
me: roflmao.
friend: what the h-ll is so funny?
me: -still laughing-
-talking through fits of laughter- his… last… name… is bacon!
a man of many wonders and sillyness.
because kevin bacon is the most wonderful actor of all-time, his footloose performance was life-changing.
the best smelling actor ever
a: hew, what’s your favorite actor?
b: kevin bacon, he’s so smelly…
a term used to describe hot weather conditions.
“whew, it is kevin bacon out here–it’s a good thing we’re poolside!”
“feels like i’m living on the sun, i am so kevin bacon right now.”
an unpopular side to most breakfasts.
ariel: “i’m ordering eggs.”
courtney: do you think kevin bacon will go with my breakfast?”
ariel: i don’t think kevin bacon goes with anything, does it?
courtney: yeah. it totally goes with heaps of stuff.”
ariel: like what?”
courtney: “a really bad story line. snap!”
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