Kevin Harvick Syndrome


1) a nascar driver who suffers from kevin harvick syndrome is typically a fetishist who wears garter belts under his clothes and allows his trophy wife to wear the firesuit in the family.

2) any nascar driver that annunciates in pre-race interviews but talks like a testy little hick after he wrecks himself and blames it on someone else.
i have the points lead but i’ll f-ck it up during the chase because i have kevin harvick syndrome.

Read Also:

  • Douchebag spider

    a spider which keeps coming back, even after several attempts of killing it. jake: “i killed a spider yesterday, but like a hour later it was back again.” lenny: “dude! that’s a douchebag spider.”

  • Rectulapubis

    a disorder where your p-n-s protudes from your -ss and your r-ct-m protrudes from your pubic region. mary didn’t know sucking on the thing protruding from george’s pubic region would result in a mouth full of feces until it was too late!

  • rectum spelunker

    one who explores the r-ct-m using various tools including wine corks, samoan plantains, red bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution. i’d spelunk that r-ct-m in a new york minute.-colin n. gibson ss#:537340557 he’s a r-ct-m spelunker alright.

  • Spanish Girl

    a spanish girl usually has a lot of rhythm on the dance floor, a beautiful face, and a nice body. boys, if you have yourself a spanish girl, you better hold on to her. me:hey did you see how that spanish girl was dancing? friend:yeah. she was hot. matters on the country and origin. tons […]

  • Kicking in

    kicking is an act in which you start to make a move on the girl you like, or you are already making a move but you are just not at the final stage of the relationship lad1: so ive noticed you’ve been talking to that girl loads! you kicking in? lad2: yeah think so, ill […]


Disclaimer: Kevin Harvick Syndrome definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.