Kevin-Plant
a short furry dumb–ss with low self-esteem, limited s-x appeal, and the inability to learn. he suffers from achondroplasia (he is short) and is highly contagious
– do not feed kevin-plant after midnight
– do not get kevin-plant wet
– do not touch it, you risk turning into a kevin-plant
i was having a good day until one of those kevin-plants showed up and p-ssed on my shoe.
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a phrase used to describe a person who is either extra nerdy, or particularly skilled in a certain area (i.e. a music nerd, chess enthusiast) oh my god sarah you know way too much about music. you’re such a nerdy bon.
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